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rozhdestvo:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"What’s blue and smells like red paint?"

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"If you say ‘blue paint,’ I’m telling your father that you inherited his terrible sense of humor."

"Don’t be stupid, of course I’m not going to say ‘blue paint’."

"I’m going to say a blue carpet with paint spilled on it."

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thatscoloneldanverstoyou:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"You know as well as I do - he’ll just walk away and break into your office when you least expect it.”

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"More than likely, yes, but he would do that anyway. I might as well give him a reason."

"Can’t fault your logic, Carol."

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thatscoloneldanverstoyou:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"— it’s Alexei we’re talking about. The fucker probably invented hazing.”

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"Yeah…you’ve got a point. But that’s even more reason to get revenge. Somebody’s gotta knock him down a peg."

"You know as well as I do - he’ll just walk away and break into your office when you least expect it.”

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thatscoloneldanverstoyou:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"I hear what you’re saying, but I’d like to point out something…"

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"Which would be…?"

"— it’s Alexei we’re talking about. The fucker probably invented hazing.”

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thatscoloneldanverstoyou:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"Then I wish you the very best of luck, Colonel Danvers … you’ll need it."

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"I grew up with two younger brothers and enlisted in the Air Force when hazing was still encouraged. I’ve got a lifetime of training."

"I hear what you’re saying, but I’d like to point out something…"

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"What’s blue and smells like red paint?"

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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thewintershadow:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry …  don’t say things like that Jamie."

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“Men are so easy. Threaten no sex and that’s all it takes to get your way.”

"I have never claimed I wasn’t easy, Barnes."

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thewintershadow:

iwasthecrimsondynamo:

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"I think Sasha would disagree with you … and just so you know - I’ve made myself very uncomfortable with that thought."

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“Oh God, please don’t say another word about that. I can’t handle it and it may turn me off of any form of intimacy for good.”

"I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry …  don’t say things like that Jamie."

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